GratitudeLog

I was grocery shopping last week..When suddenly I felt a warm presence near me.. As I looked across the isle I was greeted with a beautiful peaceful smile from an older woman.. That was my blessing fo… read more

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
You are the guy who'll decide where… read more

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
Miss Piggy

Oh, Happy Day!

"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there." ~ Josh Billings

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Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.
Mario Burata

This one is from my friend Bill over on FB...

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde from Co. Mayo was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGo… read more

‎5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN. (1) FINE -this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. (2) NOTHING -means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED. (3) G… read more

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Erma Bombeck

Abusing Parrot


A Woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around for a while
and she stumbles on to this big A*s parrot in this huge cage.

She checks it out f… read more

About wife


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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way!
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met....
-… read more

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and g… read more

Heaven and Hell


A young woman came home and told her mom that her steady boyfriend had proposed, but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven… read more

PARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINE

Good morning ....
At present we are not at home,
but please leave your message
after you hear the beep.
Beeeeeppp ...
If you are one of our children, press 1
and t… read more

Just a difference in perception ..

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'… read more

Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with



賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！

Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with… read more

President Obama and the Canadian PM


President Obama and the Canadian PM are shown a time machine which can see 50 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.… read more

Guess Who.....


A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all ove… read more

Why do we love children (LOVE IT) !!!!!!!



NUDITY



I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.… read more

The Million Dollar Trick



On a rainy day a child was playing with a worm! He was trying
to put it back in the hole. But it was not going in.

Suddenly the boy spat on the worm and push… read more

Officer: 'Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?'
Soldier: 'Sure, buddy.'
Officer: 'That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!'
Officer: Do you have change for a dollar?'
So… read more

to all the tired women , o'dear

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dry… read more

MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATMs

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their v… read more

On a lighter note for this special holiday....
I learned these truths from the Easter Bunny
(as translated by his friend Polly the Parrot) Awk!

• Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
• Ever… read more

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Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?

A. They went through the "Eggs-it".



Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

A. He cracked up.


Q. Why couldn't the eggs go… read more

"We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm." ~Winston Churchill

~~~Keep Smiling~~~No Matter What~~~

Hillarious Court Exchanges (of USA)...it's also happen there


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These are from a book called 'Disorder in the… read more