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Patricia Gaines gave many friends the Force
I was grocery shopping last week..When suddenly I felt a warm presence near me.. As I looked across the isle I was greeted with a beautiful peaceful smile from an older woman.. That was my blessing fo… read more
4 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Diana Fishman gave many friends an apple
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
You are the guy who'll decide where…
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8 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Diana Fishman gave many friends a gorilla
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
Miss Piggy
8 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Diana Fishman gave many friends a smiley
Oh, Happy Day!
8 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Diana Fishman gave many friends a smiley
"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there." ~ Josh Billings
9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Diana Fishman gave many friends peace
9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Diana Fishman gave many friends sunshine
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.
Mario Burata
9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Diana Fishman gave many friends a talking parrot
This one is from my friend Bill over on FB...
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde from Co. Mayo was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGo…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Diana Fishman gave many friends a pet dragon
5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN. (1) FINE -this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. (2) NOTHING -means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED. (3) G… read more
9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Diana Fishman gave many friends a private island
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Erma Bombeck
9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends a talking parrot
Abusing Parrot
A Woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around for a while
and she stumbles on to this big A*s parrot in this huge cage.
She checks it out f…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends a private island
About wife
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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way!
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met....
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends a Rubik's cube
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and g…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends a ridiculously happy clown
Heaven and Hell
A young woman came home and told her mom that her steady boyfriend had proposed, but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends a Carebear
PARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning ....
At present we are not at home,
but please leave your message
after you hear the beep.
Beeeeeppp ...
If you are one of our children, press 1
and t…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends a cake
Just a difference in perception ..
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends Voltron
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with
賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends a flower
President Obama and the Canadian PM
President Obama and the Canadian PM are shown a time machine which can see 50 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends some love
Guess Who.....
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all ove…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Kathy Turtle
xxxx
9 months ago
Jinan Z gave many friends a Carebear
Why do we love children (LOVE IT) !!!!!!!
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends the Super
The Million Dollar Trick
On a rainy day a child was playing with a worm! He was trying
to put it back in the hole. But it was not going in.
Suddenly the boy spat on the worm and push…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Jinan Z gave many friends the Force
Officer: 'Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?'
Soldier: 'Sure, buddy.'
Officer: 'That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!'
Officer: Do you have change for a dollar?'
So…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Kay Kaye
:0 Wonderful xo *drops on the floor and loses a few brain cells while at it* love k
9 months ago
Jinan Z gave many friends a ridiculously happy clown
to all the tired women , o'dear
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dry…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Kay Kaye
hehehe - beautiful message sweet soul. Lots of love dearest soul. xooo always a classic joke. LOVE IT xo
9 months ago
Jinan Z Always my pleasure to make you all smile
9 months ago
Jinan Z gave many friends a sports car
MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATMs
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their v…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Kay Kaye
Loved this Jinan. It is so beautiful - thank you for sharing this post with us. It is so true though... i must admit - especially when it comes to ditzy individuals like myself haha
Love love… read more
9 months ago
Jinan Z Glad you loved it Kay..
9 months ago
Cat Whispurrer gave many friends a talking parrot
On a lighter note for this special holiday....
I learned these truths from the Easter Bunny
(as translated by his friend Polly the Parrot) Awk!
• Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
• Ever…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Kay Kaye
Thank You beautiful Heart... Your Eggstra special jokes made me smile. Love love love these. : Some bunnies are Super Lucky to have You in our lives
Have a beautiful easter sweet heart. L… read more
9 months ago
Cat Whispurrer You really are SomeBunny Eggstra Special Kay! Hey that's also my favorite cereal dah-ling!
Yummm. Most of those Easter jokes were emailed to me, so I can't take credit for them but Thank Q so much… read more
9 months ago
Diana Fishman gave many friends sunshine
9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Kay Kaye gave many friends a basketball
Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?
A. They went through the "Eggs-it".
Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A. He cracked up.
Q. Why couldn't the eggs go…
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9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Kathy Turtle Egg-strodinarily funny and cute, Kay.
X
9 months ago
Kay Kaye No dear Cat... I don't think I have yet. I must read it
Looking forward to it
Thank you in advance Dearling. Lots of Love and light darling xo
9 months ago
Diana Fishman gave many friends a pet dragon
"We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm." ~Winston Churchill
9 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Kay Kaye
Tee hee love this
9 months ago
Jinan Z gave many friends sunshine
~~~Keep Smiling~~~No Matter What~~~
10 months ago · You keep Smiling With Us ..:)
Cat Whispurrer
SMILES.
Sending My Inner Love Energy & Sunshine! 
10 months ago
Jinan Z Heyyy Nice to see you here my lovely friend..
9 months ago
Jinan Z gave many friends peace of mind
Hillarious Court Exchanges (of USA)...it's also happen there
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These are from a book called 'Disorder in the…
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