Otis Hood gave Paula Abdul the Golden Ticket
Paula, I must thank you for being such a good sport! I recently made a bet with one of Cari's and my cousins who makes more money not farming in Stuttgart than actually farming, and she is often at a lost what to do with it, and I am the only one foolhearted enough to wager with her.
Sally wagered with me a trip to Cancun that I couldn't assist this most beautiful and wonderful lady Gillian in getting a fantastic life of her own without me in it whatsoever. The catch, I had to do it without Gillian having any hard feelings towards me, only kindness, and I had to break her delusion without her knowing I was doing it. You see, Gillian is clever beyond her own comprehension.
Our cousin Carie is actually smarter than Sally and me together. We ask if she wants in on the wager. Cari's eyes get really big and Sally and I know we are in trouble. Cari says no but she will hold the wagering money in the thousands and whoever wins has to provide airfare for her and her husband. Since Sally and i really love Carie we realize with her we can't win without losing and just accept this fact. Anyway, it's always a joy to have Carie around.
I figured by taking G 'OD remote viewing course i could figure out a way to win. Everybody on this site, I am proof G 'OD remote viewing DOES work.
Paula, I know you are a good sport, and you love really good laughs. I also have learned from observation, you don't note toooooo often on this site. See, if you note to one, it would be expected for you to note to everyone, or you'd hurt their feelings. The reasons I felt I could express my undying love for you with such creative imagination filled with everlasting humor.
Cari has been laughing so hard from my unexpected boldness even from her perspective of me she has almost pulled her stitches a few times. Sally has been so delighted with my outrageous unexpected humor built upon insane boldness that she is buying trips to Cancun for many others to join us in fun with tequila sunrises until the evenings.
And then there is always a chance of the impossible bonus, you may think my lyrics are even good enough for music I imagined them with. Regardless, it is a win win situation, especially Gillian being freed from her illusions and finding peace within herself. With this said I will post you one final original poem for you to share with all the ladies on this site and wherever else your desires lead you. Thank you for being a silent listener, and if i have brought some laughter into your life, that is really all that is truly important! In my world there is no life without laughter, and I just love bringing laughter to especially my cousins, especially when Cari is included after such a rough time.